You are beautiful babe, and we have the same hair.  i have that shirt too, the plaid one. and i like water, not unlike the fuji bottle you are cradling.  

let’s go out for some water sometime, and when we make out people across the bar or near the water fountain will not be able to tell us apart due to our hair being exactly the same so we’ll look like two lesbians kissing or two rocker dudes or one rocker dude and one regular female.  so mysterious, so sexy.

“Josh Hartnett if he was cooler looking Babe”