Hey Babe,

You got it goin on!

Thanks for removing your hair from your face. It allows us to see more of what you have going on.

Dear Ladies,

I’d like to call your attention this morning to the exceptional Cutie McHotface. Mr. McHotface is a stunning gentleman with an irresistible smile. Birds sing in his company and squirrels jump out trees to grab his eye. Life is a rainbow of bountiful love frequencies and at the moment, they are consuming my mind.

So it’s time for a poem:

He’s clad in plaid

Ready to party

I’m ripe in stripe

Heading to Naughty.

aaaaaannnnddd…..my hormones are making me retarded

In the loud, dirty depths of our great city, the Babe of the Century rests upon a pole and reminds you that you are alive and so is he. You look into his eyes and a lifetime passes before your eyes. You will be never be the same. And just when you think your knees can’t handle his smoldering glance any longer, he goes ahead and….

…smiles.

He is also the reason why we’ll never take another cab in our lives.

(Photo courtesy of Doug Jones)

Hey Everybody!!

It’s time for an awesome new episode of BABEtv. W:O:OH:O:O!

This week, we go and hang out with Samuel Sveen, a young renaissance babe, shakin it and makin it in shades of yellow and seafoam green. Riding the beautiful sound-waves of his home engineered musical gadgets from South Dakota to Ithaca to Bushwick, Sveen is part mad scientist, part boy next door, and completely bonkers in the most brilliant way.  His musical project “Elsa and the awesomeAWESOMES” is confusingly silly, adorably animated, and 100% celebratory. Samuel is a soft-spoken and hard-working creative genius, but he gracefully assumes the roll of a jolly fool to trigger a distinct bliss which is far more powerful than his actual music prowess. Don’t get me wrong though, Sveen has a unique and very sincere vocal style that will win you over by the end of this clip. Stay tuned to find out what he thinks about your bikini!

(Photo Courtesy of Alexandra Diracles)

Babes understand the importance of looking directly at the sun for their psychic health and third-eye enhancement. The babe above is a direct descendant of an interestingly named ancient leader and consciousness expanding practices such as this one have been passed down in his family for generations. In fact many babes possess esoteric knowledge about ancient stuff that makes you look really good and have great taste taste in jewelry. This is why we like babes. They help us explore of our consciousness.

Sometimes a babe may appear before you and seem so familiar. Maybe it’s their kind eyes, or their gentle smile, but who knows…maybe they are your neighbor, or even a distant relative from the same motherland…oh, I don’t know, could it be his handsome law-line or his cute curls. Things are hard to know sometimes, but good thing we have pop culture to help us figure stuff out.

May I join you?

(Photo courtesy of Gabi Porter)

Hey Sexy Babes!!!

So during the course of Project Jagger, our rock and roll troupe pulled in many other icons of the Rock genre to hang with on Halloween night. John and Yoko dropped by for a dance, a gang of Bob Marley’s showed up to celebrate plant life with us, and an extremely sexy Slash paid us a visit that was so attractively exciting, we must share it with you here at our babe temple!!!

What a mondo sexcellent vision! My heart just erupted in a symphony of electric guitars doing the guitar solo from November Rain.

And here he is sharing his whiskey with us….another bonus that totally earned him an extra long feature on Babe City Babes.

Being that I was dressed as Keith Richards at the time, Slash handing the whiskey to Keith was like Sitting Bull passing the peace pipe to Geronimo.  Or Paula Deen sharing a cupcake with Martha Stewart.  Or Bill Cosby lending any indie band a sweater.

Today, Babe City Babes is staging a massive, joyful, hilarious, and sensual tribute to Mr. Mick Jagger, the lead singer of the Rolling Stones. This tribute is taking place in the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade and it will involve lots of loud Rolling Stones music, beautiful humans dancing beautifully, and a gourmet Ice Cream truck (courtesy of COOLHAUS).

Come out to see it, and meet us by 5:30 on Broome St between Varick and 6th ave to join us.  (ENTER AT THE PERFORMER GATE ON DOMINICK AND VARICK ST). Come in tight clothes, glitter, and lipstick.

After this, we will return to babe hunting.

In other news, did you know the world population just hit 7 billion? HOLY SMOKES?

How many of those people do you think are man-babes?

…with our sexy Jagger babes!!!!!!

(Which includes lots of bare chests, British accents, and some inappropriate conversation.) ENJOY!!!

Tomorrow’s the big day! We are meeting on Broome between Varick and 6th ave at 5:30 pm. It will be COSMIC!!!!

ROCK ‘n’ ROLL!!!!!!!

You won’t believe your eyes!!!

Coming up next, BABEtv goes backstage at the Project Jagger dress rehearsal.